Funny Jokes For Adult
Adult Jokes 1) Why did the Pepsi bottle go to school? Because it wanted to be a little pepsi-tive! 2) What did the Pepsi can say to the fridge? “Close the door, I’m getting cold feet!” 3) I asked my friend, “Why do you always drink Pepsi?” He said, “Because it’s the only place where I get real cool support!” 4) My doctor said I should watch my drinking… So now I only drink Pepsi in front of a mirror. 5) My girlfriend said, “Talk sexy to me.” So I whispered… “The Wi-Fi is off… we have the whole night with no notifications.” She said, “Okay… now that’s really hot.” 6) Why did the Pepsi can break up with the Coke can? “I need more space, and you're too carbonated for me!” 7) She said, “Say something hot.” I whispered, “I booked a hotel room… and it has no shared Wi-Fi.” She said, “Okay, that’s dangerously sexy.” 8) Her: “What are you thinking about?” Me: “You.” Her: “In a romantic way?” Me: “In a you’re-stealing-my-hoodie-again way… which is kinda sexy.” 9) Her: “Are you flir...